OK, ladies and gentlemen, listen up!!! Hey pay attention!! This is important stuff.  This is the kinda stuff that can change your life.  This is a long (and I mean Long) time in coming.  And it probably won’t happen again for a long time.  So read on, if you have nothing else to do.  Or if you’re like me you might say, “I’m going to sit down at my computer and read this……oh wait, I have to get the phone" or "We were supposed to have one of the kids at basketball or baseball practice how long ago?" or "Oh Shit!! I forgot to shut the hose off and the pool is overflowing!!"

Am I rambling?? I’m so sorry.  You see I’m a drummer and just learned how to read and write last next.  This week I just learned how to type.  And now I’m going to send this to someone who can put it on our website so some (a few/hundreds/thousands/millions??—you pick one. (This is a Quiz) of Funkabilly Playboy fans who can read this.

Again I am rambling, so let me stop here by asking anyone to explain this joke to me…just come up to me at one of the gigs and tell me what the hell this means.

“What do you call a drummer with half a brain?”

The answer:  “Gifted”.

See you soon, the drummist of the FunkabillyPlayboys,

Tim